A Critical Hit of Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Adventurous Gamers Competing for Dungeon Master

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    Being LG and hearing the DM discuss with the other players all their evil actions 4. 14
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    imgflip.com WHEN YOUR MULTICLASS STARTS HITTING THE PERFECT COMBO LEVELS Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.
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    WHEN THE OTHER PLAYERS MEET YOUR WIZARD FOR THE FIRST TIME You are a scholar, are you not? Juding from your diminished physique and large forehead you are suited for nothing else. imgflip.com
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    When the two players who only play evil PCs hear that the new player is thinking about making an evil character made with mematic Welcome to the inner sanctum
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    E DICUL NPC 46 - Right, well, don't wander off, Rogue PC Zim Counterpoint, how about we do wander off, CER
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    When the DM has to explain why a party member who wasn't at the last session is there now 03 The flow of time itself is convoluted; with heroes centuries old phasing in and out. Estus Plask 8679
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    When you roll a nat 1 and the DM is in a good mood. You...saved me? e I'm not through with you.
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    When you ask the DM if he's trying to TPK the party If I wanted to hurt anyone here, I would have done so already
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    Finding out the party has no healers 20 Small Medium DOF SIZE Outstanding reddit
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    imgflip.com I'm merely a humble RANGER What exactly do you do? RANGE, Sir. reddit
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    litza @litzabronwyn d&d parties i want to dm for/play in: - all kobolds - all clerics - all kids - all retired adventurer geriatrics who broke out of their nursing home for one last adventure - all princesses - all goblins - all werewolves or vampires in a very shaky alliance - all warlocks
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    Metagaming PC: That monster doesn't have that ability! Me, the DM: I am altering the stat-block. Pray I don't alter it further.
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    All their spell slots Full Caster who just long rested First combat encounter of the day
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    DM: so this guy is gonna use a legendary action- Me, already down to 12 hp:
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    Warlock: He d d of natural causes DM: You pushed him off a cliff Warlock: Gravity is natural DM: Listen here, you little st
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    D.M For the good of all people? Plot hook DM Players For a shad of gold you will never use? DM DM For personal fufilment and backstory reasons? Plot hook Players Players
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    Awful Fantasy @AwfulFantasy "The Elvish prince was so powerful and legendary that his first name alone contained over twenty apostrophes." RETWEETS FAVORITES 533 568 7:07 PM - 4 May 2015 ILM
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    the dm 15 Okay, if everyone's finished being stupid-- the players I had more, but you go ahead. reddit
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    THE DM THE PLAYERS RANDOM NPC THE GROUP IS ATTACHED TO reddit
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    When you're listening to the villain's speech and they're lowkey making a lot of sense
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    DM Ladies and gentlemen, I am so very proud to announce... DC 21 WIS SAVE X ...
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    When the party's wizard has used all their spell slots: PEO Roar With Friends IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT
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    ond RAGA PS INT 6000 spears. Less than half of what I'd hoped for. Hey check it out I found two more 6002 spears. More than half of what I'd hoped for
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    Alix E. Harrow @AlixEHarrow got into an argument with my 4yo about whether the word "dragon" starts with a J or a D and now i'm just repeating the word "jragon" to myself wondering why it doesn't sound any different 1:45 a.m. 20 Apr 21- Twitter Web App
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    When your wizard is all out of spellslots and is reduced to throwing min damage cantrips
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    AB Dandy Beyond @DandyBeyond DM: You walk into a room and you can't see anything... Party: WE ALL HAVE DARKVISION!!! DM: ...BECAUSE THE ROOM IS FULL OF BLINDING LIGHT! Party: ... DM: What? Nobody has BLINDING LIGHT VISION?! Well that's a shame. Roll initiative.
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    Newbie: Can I join? DM about to run the game: Sure, if you can make a level 10 character in 3 minutes or less. The DM & The Party: imgflip.com u/TacticalSaint 47
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    *playing dungeons and dragons with someone who has never played it* I mean, I don't want to oversell it, but it changes you forever.
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    When the DM has to reward you even though you've been terrible players A frozen squid and a sad letter. made with mematic
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    When I'm about to enter a room and the DM says the room "seems" empty O well now I am not doing it
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    Barbarian logic: "When charisma fails, strength check" 20 DOBFFS KLMH ORST MAY e
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    You clear the dungeon and loot an obscene amount of gold. You find out the gold you have taken is a mimic piranha swarm. Your party didn't keep the gold. The paladin insisted on donating it all to an orphanage.
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